No pains, no perks - if you're running a console version of Skyrim, that is. Still, that's what we do for love, we battle with Besthesda's bugs and Skyrim's inadequacies. Not only do you have to contend with ravenous, house-sized lizards, you've also got to wrangle dubious physics, questionable A.I and mostly-okay-but-sometimes-meh textures.